me flirting: do you want to call me and hear me eat a popsicle

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The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

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You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

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"The floor is lava!"
- Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

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My anaconda will consider it

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my imagination says yes, but my drawing skills say no

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